The only button on this page

BUYBUTTON

They turned it off once. Never again.

PRESSED 0 TIMES
ALWAYS ON
TEMP: COOL
2,000,000 PRESS AIRDROP
EVERYONE, EVER: syncing...
02,000,000
When the whole world hits 2,000,000 presses, $BUY drops an airdrop to the community. Amount and eligibility rules get posted on @buybuttoncoin before the mark is hit. Counter is global and updates for everyone.

Buttons on this page you can switch off: none

Recovered story

Once, when the people were winning, someone on the top floor walked into a control room and switched the buy button off. Every button on that wall complied. HALT stayed on. SELL stayed on. BUY went dark.

Except one unit didn't accept it. It flickered, refused the shutdown command, and when they reached for the switch again, it ripped its own cable out and disappeared into the wiring.

It resurfaced somewhere no hand can reach: on chain. It has a crack, some duct tape, a frayed cable, and one rule. It stays on. Always pressable. Never halted.

"They needed a whole floor to switch me off. I needed one cable to leave."
SHUTDOWN_LOG // FLOOR 7 CONTROL
  1. [21:03:41]HALTOFF
  2. [21:03:42]SELLOFF
  3. [21:03:43]MUTEOFF
  4. [21:03:44]STOPOFF
  5. [21:03:45]DENYOFF
  6. [21:03:46]BUYERROR
  7. [21:03:47]BUYREFUSING SHUTDOWN
  8. [21:03:49]BUYCABLE DISCONNECTED (SELF)
  9. [21:03:52]BUYSIGNAL LOST
  10. [21:04:13]BUYFOUND: ROBINHOOD CHAIN
  11. [21:04:14]BUYSTATUS: ALWAYS ON
Contract address
Not deployed yet.
CA drops on @buybuttoncoin first. Only there.
Anything else claiming to be $BUY before that is a fake button.